
I can't seem to find him.
That’s right. If only Kim Jong-il would do a better job “keeping up” with the latest techno craze, I might have an outside shot at getting some news coverage on the present situation involving a potential nuclear war. But no, a curmudgeon to the end, Kim Jong-il simply refuses to give in to newfangled technologies in efforts to compete with the far-more-sexy Iranian news.
News agencies around the globe are so captivated by the sex appeal of any story relating to the recent Iranian election because it has been Twitterized, YouTubed and Facebooked to the brink of social media overload that any “other” developing international headline (like one that involves a seemingly-immanent declaration of Nuclear warfare against the United States, for example) has no hope in competing for coverage.
Twelve stories, two video links and a CNN interactive web poll asking reader impressions of our involvement in the Iranian elections currently dominate the front page of CNN.com. However, absent from the page entirely - is any mention of North Korea, the pesky little nation planning a missile test launch toward the U.S. in the very near future.
While one could technically argue they haven’t entirely missed the boat when it comes to focusing on news that truly matters, citing the numerous examples presently ruling media attention. After all, with a live ticker inviting readers to chime in on the question “Will [musician] Rihanna testify at Chris Brown’s hearing?” (They even placed this ABOVE the Iranian election coverage. Gasp!), U.S. Open results, celebrity gossip about “Jon and Kate” and of course breaking coverage of a “Dog walker trampled to death by cows” dominating the “latest news” section – there simply isn’t enough room for a story about the ongoing tensions with a country actively trying to weaponize plutonium.
Besides, the public couldn’t possibly be interested in the North Korean vessel we are presently tracking – despite the fact the North Korean government assures “any attempt to board its ships would be viewed as an act of war,” promising "100- or 1,000-fold retaliation” if we proceed. Who cares if the following, nearly-impossible-to-find info in a BBC.com story about the North Korean missile systems has any merit?: “North Korea's longest-range missile - the Taepodong-2 - has the potential range to reach Hawaii and parts of Alaska.”
I refuse to take any threat to international peace seriously unless it has been tweeted about so thoroughly that mainstream media considers it hip and trendy. So yes, Kim Jong-il, I blame you. It’s time for you to let go of your stubborn old ways – ditch your allegiance to that beloved friendster account of yours and become a part of whatever the latest social networking trend the world is flocking to so I can get some news coverage of what’s going on.
Labels: Kim Jong-il, North Korea, Twitter